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There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.

no seriously watch it.

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute. Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump. Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice. This time, though. This was a good cry.
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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

spirantization: who wrote this? did the doctor write this? “and then i killed everyone. the end!” “appendix a: one dalek survived. oops! it’s all good now though.” “appendix b: haha actually like millions survived but it turns out the time vortex is really good at stopping daleks, who knew?” “appendix c: also highly effective at stopping daleks: the void.” “appendix d: there was a minor thing with new york city and the empire state building and some half-human, half-dalek hybrids. that should be the last of them.” “appendix e: shit they just tried to end reality CLOSE CALL.” “appendix f: i may have rebooted the entire dalek race. my bad! on the bright side, daleks now come in 7 new flavours!” “appendix g: daleks just tried to lock me in a box SEE IF I’M MERCIFUL NEXT TIME SOME INNOCENT GIRL GETS CONVERTED INTO A DALEK AND NEEDS MY HELP.” “appendix h: i met this really cool girl over a radio transmission. we wanted to meet up so i said okay, i’ll beam down to your home in a dalek asylum, and she said okay, i’ll make souffle. she turned out to be a dalek. should’ve swapped pictures first.”
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spirantization:

who wrote this? did the doctor write this?

“and then i killed everyone. the end!”

“appendix a: one dalek survived. oops! it’s all good now though.”

“appendix b: haha actually like millions survived but it turns out the time vortex is really good at stopping daleks, who knew?”

“appendix c: also highly effective at stopping daleks: the void.”

“appendix d: there was a minor thing with new york city and the empire state building and some half-human, half-dalek hybrids. that should be the last of them.”

“appendix e: shit they just tried to end reality CLOSE CALL.”

“appendix f: i may have rebooted the entire dalek race. my bad! on the bright side, daleks now come in 7 new flavours!”

“appendix g: daleks just tried to lock me in a box SEE IF I’M MERCIFUL NEXT TIME SOME INNOCENT GIRL GETS CONVERTED INTO A DALEK AND NEEDS MY HELP.”

“appendix h: i met this really cool girl over a radio transmission. we wanted to meet up so i said okay, i’ll beam down to your home in a dalek asylum, and she said okay, i’ll make souffle. she turned out to be a dalek. should’ve swapped pictures first.”

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