*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
I dream of this at work sometimes.
instead of cursing out the store
just go to another store
please dont cut off the source. for anyone who is curious this is “for lack of a better comic” by jacob andrews.